the-goddamazon:

LMFAO HE TRIED IT

the-goddamazon:

LMFAO HE TRIED IT

(Source: gouldenqueen)

invisiblelad:

lovelyandbrown:

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.

…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it. 

invisiblelad:

lovelyandbrown:

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.

…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it. 

ogress:

avianawareness:

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I believe that is a pancake bird

to the crushed hopes of my parents, my very first word was “bird”.

ogress:

avianawareness:

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I believe that is a pancake bird

to the crushed hopes of my parents, my very first word was “bird”.

(Source: orangeskins)

“Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.”
Kait Rokowski  (via koreyan)

(Source: writingsforwinter)

coryloftis:

A page from my sketchbook while in Kenya last week.  What an absolutely AMAZING trip.  They should have sent a poet!

coryloftis:

A page from my sketchbook while in Kenya last week.  What an absolutely AMAZING trip.  They should have sent a poet!

Rose Leslie for InStyle UK, November 2014 (credit)

autumnlusts:

There’s two types of Autumn:

  1. the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
  2. the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

fem-arts:

Lillian Bassman

Damon Winter/New York Times

"Bassman’s vision carried the emotion of womanhood, rather than just the visual image of it. When she photographed lingerie for Warners or Olga, the viewer was invited into the intimate serenity of the dressing room and the photo was not about an undergarment, it was about the introspective moment before a woman is finally dressed."

mulhukh:

THEY’RE EATING YOUR CHIPS AND TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN TO BE MORE ACCEPTING

mulhukh:

THEY’RE EATING YOUR CHIPS AND TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN TO BE MORE ACCEPTING

“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake”
vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING